Im seeking revenge on my sister by borrowing her nail polish shit

i keep saying my summer is pathetic bc im inside on my laptop but im reading fics and i know the only thing that would be different if i wasnt a fic reader i would do the same shit but reading an actual chick flick book anyways. .

He’s probably as useless as the packets inside jerky labeled do not eat.

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people on facebook are useless (aka my friends) i got more notes on here on my last selfie than on fb when i fkn made it as my profile picture.

aduhm:

he fuck that goat

aduhm:

he fuck that goat

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Buenos Aires, Argentina. May 3, 2014

Buenos Aires, Argentina. May 3, 2014

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slenclerman:

webabuser:

whoever created chinese food is my hero

probably the chinese

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I would like Martin Scorsese to be interested in a female character once in a while, but I don’t know if I’ll live that long. — Meryl Streep pulling weeds (via tarntino)

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